Get your product UX roasted for $299 🔥

Get your product UX roasted for $299 🔥

Get your product UX roasted for $299 🔥

Fixing your mess for a living

Fixing your mess for a living

Fixing your mess for a living

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Notion

Medium

ProductHunt

Startups.fyi

Steroids for startups

Steroids for startups

You likely have a poor experience, a sh*t design and few customers, we can help.

You likely have a poor experience, a sh*t design and few customers, we can help.

Pay

You can't put a price on perfection.

Get roasted in 48hrs

You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.

Make changes… or don't

Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.

What am I buying

What am I buying


1 - Buy a UX roast

Click buy and get an email asking for which page, idea or product (live or design) you want roasted.

2 - Fill out details about your site

We'll use Notion and Figma to do this so you can input background info and when complete you can browse all of the devastating comments.

3 - Implement your feedback and convert

Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your product experience drastically improve.

Benefits of getting your UX roasted

Benefits of getting your UX roasted

Look like less of an idiot

We're all laughing at you.

You're lazy

Looking elsewhere isn't an option for your lazy a**.

You're cheap

Compared to agency prices you'll feel like you just lost a toe instead of a leg.

Get me as a gift 🎁 for your delusional boss!

Figma Comments

Comment after painful comment of fixes, advice and feedback.

Notion Optimisation Analysis

Detailed analysis of your product page(s) using Notion.

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Don't put lipstick on a pig

Don't put lipstick on a pig

Single Page (Most popular)

$299 $450

Roast within 48 hours

Detailed Notion report

Entire product experience (5 pages)

$549 $1,000

Roast within 48 hours

Detailed Notion report

Figma audit of UI/UX journey

Don't take my word for it

Don't take my word for it

It worked for all of them…

It worked for all of them…

★★★★★

“I needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny 🔥”

★★★★★

Oliver, your suggestions were hilarious and extremely valid. Thank you 👏

Patrick Matlack

Founder at Mindgrasp.ai

★★★★★

“Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”

Augustas

Founder at Machine Folder

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

Wall of tears 💧

Wall of tears 💧

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

The Roastd 🔥

The Roastd 🔥

A list of a few happy customers

A list of a few happy customers

Team building events

Explain ideas visually

Workforce planning

AI Data labelling

AI Lead generation

2FA for shared accounts

Trading algorithms

Easy tipping on Cardano

Heat pump

FAQs

FAQs

FAQs

😭 Will I really cry?

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.

🎁 How will I get my roast?

Figma comments and Notion analysis depending on which package you've purchased all within 48 hours.

🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?

My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $299 roast, you do the math.

🔥 How many roasts can I buy?

The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page or buy the entire experience roast. Limit is 10 pages.

🔥 How many roasts can I buy?

The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page or buy the entire experience roast. Limit is 5 pages.

⏰ How long will my roast take?

48 hours.

🍗 What will you roast?

Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences and more!

🤬 Why do you have to be so mean?

We don't... it's a way of life.

🤬 Why must you be so mean?

We don't have to be... it's a way of life.

💸 Do you accept refunds?

We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a landing page roast package.

F*#! mediocrity, stand out.

Get roasted

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

HC

Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed hundreds of websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what converts.
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HC

Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed countless digital products for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what works and converts.

Follow me on Twitter too!

F*#! mediocrity, stand out.

F*#! mediocrity, stand out.

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

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