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You can't put a price on perfection.
Get roasted in 48hrs
You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.
Make changes… or don't
Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.
1 - Buy a UX roast
Click buy and get an email asking for which page, idea or product (live or design) you want roasted.
2 - Fill out details about your site
We'll use Notion and Figma to do this so you can input background info and when complete you can browse all of the devastating comments.
3 - Implement your feedback and convert
Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your product experience drastically improve.
Look like less of an idiot
We're all laughing at you.
You're lazy
Looking elsewhere isn't an option for your lazy a**.
You're cheap
Compared to agency prices you'll feel like you just lost a toe instead of a leg.
Figma Comments
Comment after painful comment of fixes, advice and feedback.
Notion Optimisation Analysis
Detailed analysis of your product page(s) using Notion.
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★★★★★
“I needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny 🔥”
Janis @Ozolinsjanis
Building Ozolinsjanis course
★★★★★
“Hilariously accurate and informative, why go anywhere else”
Viktor
Founder at Piper IO
★★★★★
“Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”
Augustas
Founder at Machine Folder
Team building events
Explain ideas visually
Workforce planning
Trading algorithms
😭 Will I really cry?
It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.
🎁 How will I get my roast?
Figma comments and Notion analysis depending on which package you've purchased all within 48 hours.
🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?
My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $299 roast, you do the math.
⏰ How long will my roast take?
48 hours.
🍗 What will you roast?
Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences and more!
💸 Do you accept refunds?
We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a landing page roast package.
