You can't put a price on perfection.
Get roasted in 48hrs
You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.
Make changes… or don't
Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.
1 - Buy a roast
Click buy and get an email asking for which page or product (live or design) you want roasted.
2 - I'll destroy all your hard work
I'll use Figma and Notion to do this so you can browse all of the devastating comments.
3 - Implement your feedback and convert
Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.
Look like less of an idiot
Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.
You might cry
Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.
Cheaper than a rebrand
I know you ain't even considering this.
😭 Will I really cry?
It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.
🎁 How will I get my roast?
Figma comments and a Notion summary all within 48 hours, 4 days or 3 days for the agency/product subscription.
🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?
My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $119 roast, you do the math.
🔥 How many roasts can I buy?
The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.
⏰ How long will my roast take?
48 hours or up to 4 days depending on which package you've bought for a single page to be roasted. 3 days for the agency/product subscription to comeplete 3 pages.
🍗 What will you roast?
Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences, e-commerce and more!
🌍 What about non-English websites?
No problem, I will use Google translate to roast your site.
💸 Do you accept refunds?
We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a roast.