Get your landing page roasted for $139 🔥

Get your landing page roasted for $139 🔥

Get your landing page roasted for $139 🔥

Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions
Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions
Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

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Steroids for startups

Steroids for startups

You likely have poor conversions, a sh*t website and few customers, we can help.

You likely have poor conversions, a sh*t website and few customers, we can help.

Pay

You can't put a price on perfection.

Get roasted in 48hrs

You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.

Make changes… or don't

Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.

What am I buying

What am I buying

Document of user interface and experience changes to improve conversion rates and optimisation


1 - Buy a roast

Click buy and get an email asking for which page, idea or product (live or design) you want roasted.

2 - We'll destroy all your hard work

We'll use Figma, Notion and video to do this so you can watch, read and browse all of the devastating comments.

3 - Implement your feedback and convert

Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.

Roast benefits

Roast benefits

Look like less of an idiot

Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.

You might cry

Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.

Cheaper than a rebrand

I know you ain't even considering this.

Get me as a gift 🎁 for your delusional boss!

Figma Comments

Comment after painful comment of fixes, advice and feedback.

Notion Optimisation Analysis

Detailed analysis of your page using Notion.

Video Audit

Step by step video feedback audit with first impressions of UI.

Pick your poison

Single page

$139 $160

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments

Single Page (Most popular 🔥)

$159 $200

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments

Notion optimisation analysis

Single page

$299 $500

Roast in 24 hours

10 min video audit

Notion optimisation analysis

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You can also refer friends and get 20% for each customer

Single page

$139 $160

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments

Single Page (Most popular 🔥)

$159 $200

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments

Notion optimisation analysis

Single page

$299 $500

Roast in 24 hours

10 min video audit

Notion optimisation analysis

Secured by

You can also refer friends and get 20% for each customer

You'll pay more for one advert

Wall of tears 💧

Wall of tears 💧

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

Don't take my word for it

Don't take my word for it

It worked for all of them…

It worked for all of them…

★★★★★

“I needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny 🔥”

★★★★★

“Hilariously accurate and informative, why go anywhere else”

Viktor

Founder at Piper IO

★★★★★

“Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”

Augustas

Founder at Machine Folder

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $99, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

★★★★★

“A $5,000 service for $99, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

★★★★★

“Super helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

Join the Roastd community Discord and get help, you need it.

The Roastd 🔥

The Roastd 🔥

A list of a few happy customers

A list of a few happy customers

Team building events

Explain ideas visually

Workforce planning

AI Data labelling

AI Lead generation

2FA for shared accounts

Trading algorithms

Easy tipping on Cardano

Heat pump

FAQs

FAQs

FAQs

😭 Will I really cry?

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.

🎁 How will I get my roast?

Figma comments, Notion summary and video audit depending on which package you've purchased all within 48 hours or 7 days for the more expensive product UX package.

🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?

My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $99 roast, you do the math.

🔥 How many roasts can I buy?

The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.

⏰ How long will my roast take?

24 or 48 hours depending on which package you've bought for a single landing page or startup idea to be roasted. 7 days for the longer product UX package as it requires more testing.

🍗 What will you roast?

Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences and more!

🤬 Why do you have to be so mean?

We don't... it's a way of life.

🤬 Why must you be so mean?

We don't have to be... it's a way of life.

💸 Do you accept refunds?

We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a landing page roast package.

HC

Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed countless websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what works and converts.

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F*#! excuses, get customers.

F*#! excuses, get customers.

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

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F*#! excuses, get customers

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Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

HC

Hey, I'm Ollie 👋 I've designed hundreds of websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what converts.
Follow me on Twitter too!