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You can't put a price on perfection.
Get roasted in 48hrs
You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.
Make changes… or don't
Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.
1 - Buy a roast
Click buy and get an email asking for which page, idea or product (live or design) you want roasted.
2 - We'll destroy all your hard work
We'll use Figma, Notion and video to do this so you can watch, read and browse all of the devastating comments.
3 - Implement your feedback and convert
Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.
Look like less of an idiot
Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.
You might cry
Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.
Cheaper than a rebrand
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Figma Comments
Comment after painful comment of fixes, advice and feedback.
Notion Optimisation Analysis
Detailed analysis of your page using Notion.
Video Audit
Step by step video feedback audit with first impressions of UI.
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“Overall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”
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😭 Will I really cry?
It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.
🎁 How will I get my roast?
Figma comments, Notion summary and video audit depending on which package you've purchased all within 48 hours or 7 days for the more expensive product UX package.
🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?
My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $99 roast, you do the math.
🔥 How many roasts can I buy?
The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.
⏰ How long will my roast take?
24 or 48 hours depending on which package you've bought for a single landing page or startup idea to be roasted. 7 days for the longer product UX package as it requires more testing.
🍗 What will you roast?
Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences and more!
💸 Do you accept refunds?
We accept refunds for extreme circumstances, if we haven't started the work yet or if you show less conversions after 90 days after purchasing a landing page roast package.
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