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Get more customers from a website roast πŸ”₯

Get more customers from a website roast πŸ”₯

Get more customers from a website roast πŸ”₯

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150+ startups convert better

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

150+ startups convert better

Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions
Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions
Landing page with comments roasting it's design to improve conversions

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

See pricing

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

See pricing

Doing what your friends don't have the balls to do.

See pricing

"10/10 recommend"

Michael Alexis

CEO @ Teambuilding.com

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HC

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

150+ startups convert better

HC

HC

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

150+ startups convert better

"10/10 recommend"

Michael Alexis

CEO @ Teambuilding.com

150+ companies and counting!

150+ companies and counting!

Sh*t conversion rates?

Sh*t conversion rates?

You likely have poor conversions, a broken website and few customers, I can help.

You likely have poor conversions, a broken website and few customers, I can help.

Pay

You can't put a price on perfection.

Get roasted in 48hrs

You've just paid to be humiliated, very telling.

Make changes… or don't

Be a better person and don't make the same mistakes again.

What can I expect?

What can I expect?

Document of user interface and experience changes to improve conversion rates and optimisation


1 - Buy a roast

Click buy and get an email asking for which page or product (live or design) you want roasted.

2 - I'll destroy all your hard work

I'll use Figma and Notion to do this so you can browse all of the devastating comments.

3 - Implement your feedback and convert

Receive the bad news, cry for a while, then watch your conversions go through the roof.

Here's how…

Figma Comments

Comment after painful comment of fixes and feedback.

Notion Analysis

Detailed analysis of your page using Notion.

Video Roast

Meticulous step by step video analysis of your page.

Roast benefits

Roast benefits

Look like less of an idiot

Everyone is secretly laughing at your site, including us.

You might cry

Extremely critical feedback, if it's sh*t. But your conversions will skyrocket.

Cheaper than a rebrand

I know you ain't even considering this.

75%

Of customers report back an increase in conversion metrics.

100%

Of customers cry after getting a brutal roasting of their website.

35%

Of customers return for another page roast.

Buy a roast for your delusional boss!

🎁

The Roastd πŸ”₯

The Roastd πŸ”₯

A list of a few happy customers

A list of a few happy customers

  • Agentnoon

    Workforce planning

  • Ozolinsjanis course

    Explain ideas visually

  • Teambuilding.com

    Team building events

  • Surge AI

    AI Data labelling

  • Air AI

    AI Lead generation

  • Daito

    2FA for shared accounts

  • Agentnoon

    Workforce planning

  • Ozolinsjanis course

    Explain ideas visually

  • Teambuilding.com

    Team building events

  • Surge AI

    AI Data labelling

  • Air AI

    AI Lead generation

  • Daito

    2FA for shared accounts

35%

Of customers return for another page roast.

UX Evaluation

Meticulous step by step textual feedback with first impressions.

75%

Of customers report back an increase in conversion metrics.

Spend less, convert more

Landing pages

Products

E-commerce

Saas

100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less.

Single Page

$159 $239

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments on your page

Chance to feature in newsletter

Single Page

$199 $299

Roast in 48 hours

Figma comments on your page

Notion optimisation analysis

Chance to feature in newsletter

Single Page

Most Popular πŸ”₯

$349 $449

Roast in 24 hours

Up to 20 min video feedback.

Figma comments on your page

Notion optimisation analysis

Chance to feature in newsletter

Design OS template

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Spend less, convert more

Landing pages

Products

E-commerce

Saas

Discounts expire in 1 week.

100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less.

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Get 25% commission for every customer you refer

Don't take my word for it

Don't take my word for it

It worked for all of them…

It worked for all of them…

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β€œI needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny πŸ”₯”

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β€œI needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny πŸ”₯”

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β€œI needed this, I left loads of money on the table. Worth every penny πŸ”₯”

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Oliver, your suggestions were hilarious and extremely valid. Thank you πŸ‘

Patrick Matlack

Founder at Mindgrasp.ai

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Oliver, your suggestions were hilarious and extremely valid. Thank you πŸ‘

Patrick Matlack

Founder at Mindgrasp.ai

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β€œOverall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”

Augustas

Founder at Machine Folder

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β€œOverall, the service is quite good. The roast was on point, and detailed”

Augustas

Founder at Machine Folder

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β€œA $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

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β€œA $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

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β€œSuper helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

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β€œSuper helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

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β€œA $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

β€œA $5,000 service for $349, it's an absolute steal, you can't go wrong”

Cleo

Founder at Genebreak

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β€œSuper helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

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β€œSuper helpful roast, appreciate the insights from design to copy, social proof and more. 10/10 recommend.”

Michael Alexis

Wall of tears πŸ’§

Wall of tears πŸ’§

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

  • "You need to get customers attention in 3 seconds. Declutter this mess or as Jordan Peterson would say, clean your GOD DAMN room"

  • "People want real assurance, not this chatGPT garbage, get some tweets in here."

  • "I take less blurry photos after a night out. Fix it.

  • "Don't be edgy, it looks like your page is as broken as your company culture, make these cards all the same size"

  • "Your gradient has less personality than your website and that's saying something"

  • "You must've worked in a bank because I've reached the end of your page and still have no idea what you do"

  • "Your text is as clear as your governments policies. Either darken your background or make the content stand out more"

  • "I've seen more risks taken by the dead than your designer. Maybe that's what influenced their decisions?"

  • "Finally a nice colour and you saved it for the area nobody looks at. Well done"

  • "Is that a 6 star rating? I can't tell because it's smaller than your mojo"

FAQs

FAQs

FAQs

😭 Will I really cry?

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless page but probably yes.

🎁 How will I get my roast?

Figma comments, a Notion analysis document and a video roast depending on which package you bought, all within 48 or 24 hours.

🎁 How will I get my roast?

Figma comments and a Notion summary all within 48 hours.

🧐 Why should YOU humiliate me?

My day job for the last 10 years has been in user experience and interface design working with clients for some of the largest companies in the world and you get all of that squeezed into a $249 roast, you do the math.

πŸ”₯ How many roasts can I buy?

The amount of pages you want roasted is entirely up to you, at checkout you can add a quantity. 1 roast for 1 page.

⏰ How long will my roast take?

24 or 48 hours depending on which package you've bought for a single page to be roasted.

πŸ— What will you roast?

Live URLs or design files that include landing pages, product pages, portfolios, splash screens, iOS app screens, startup ideas, product experiences, e-commerce and more!

🌍 What about non-English websites?

No problem, I will use Google translate to roast your site.

🌍 What about non-English sites?

No problem, I will use Google translate to roast your site.

🀬 Why do you have to be so mean?

I don't... it's a way of life.

🀬 Why must you be so mean?

I don't... it's a way of life.

πŸ’Έ Do you accept refunds?

100% Money Back Guarantee if you convert less after 90 days post purchase or if I haven't started the work yet.

Here's how I built Roastd.io

Here's how I built Roastd.io

Here's how I built Roastd.io

HC

Hey, I'm Ollie πŸ‘‹ I've designed countless websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what works and converts.

Follow me on Twitter!

…and here's my Portfolio

F@!# excuses, get customers.

F@!# excuses, get customers.

Saving your bacon πŸ₯“ hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon πŸ₯“ hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Get roasted

Get roasted

Free mini Roastd guide 🎁 and join 200+ startups in our newsletter with spicy landing pages for inspiration.

Here's how I built Roastd.io

F@!# excuses, get customers.

Get roasted

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

Saving your bacon hundreds of hours of testing and a lot of money

HC

Hey, I'm Ollie πŸ‘‹ I've designed hundreds of websites for both startups and big tech over the years and have learnt what converts.

Follow me on Twitter and here's my portfolio too!